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Ray Fisher to Play Cyborg In 'Batman-Superman' (EXCLUSIVE)

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"What do u do when 3 villains & the Coolest guy in the world board a plane?" - Michael Rosenbaum

Robert Englund (Freddy Krueger), Henry Winkler (Fonzie aka The Fonz), Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) and Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor).

Best plane ride ever

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"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

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What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

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omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

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the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people


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On a scale of 1 to Littlefinger, how uncomfortably creepy was your Easter Sunday?


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i want a gay best friend. by gay i mean lesbian. by best friend i mean girlfriend. i want a girlfriend

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