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(Source: fascinates, via felicitysummers)

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zacharylevis:

I FUCKING HATE BAZINGA TWINK AND THAT THE BIG BANG SUCK MY ASS SHOW FUCKING SEXIST ASS SHOW ABOUT WHITE NERDS THAT MAKE SCIENCE JOKES FROM LIKE THE FIFTH GRADE HOW THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT STILL WINNING FUCKING AWARDS LITERALLY BAZINGA MY FUCKING ASSHOLE 

(via stilinskis)

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doctorgaylove:

Homophobes who say “but the gay lifestyle leads to depression and higher risks of suicide”.

Like really? And why is that? Whose fault do you think that is?

(via invariably-volatile)

110,751 notes 6 days ago
Stripper: So, would you like a dance?
Customer: Nah, but I'll buy you drinks, happy to do that
Stripper: Thank you, but I'm not here to party. Can't pay the rent in vodka. I'd honestly rather you tip me the money you would have used to buy me a drink
Customer: Nah babe, I'm not into that. I don't need to pay chicks to talk to me
Stripper: ...
Stripper: ...
Stripper: ...
Stripper: You're in a fucking strip club.
1,610 notes 1 week ago

bronyparctears:

A cornered mouse will bite a cat.

This does not reclassify the mouse as a predator or the cat as prey.

(Source: comfemgem, via octoswan)

56,593 notes 1 week ago

cellardoornevermore:

argyleapple:

New still of Chris Pratt in Jurassic World (2015)

i’m a heterosexual man and i’m screaming

Oh my christ

(Source: welcometojurassicworld, via damnthosecheekbones)

96,492 notes 1 week ago

iguessijustlikelikingthings:

[glasses cleaning intensifies]

(via damnthosecheekbones)

19,346 notes 1 week ago

dumb-science-jokes:

Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.

(via fortysixandtwo)

7,424 notes 1 week ago

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

"Cops are just doing their job" always struck me as weird because it implies that somehow the fact that they are harassing, killing, and imprisoning people, enforcing institutional racism, and destroying communities is less morally reprehensible if they do it for money.

(via amikae)

13,144 notes 1 week ago